I want to open a cleaning company that only send cleaners out in sets of 2, and they are all lesbian.

 

They will clean and strip for the clients

 

I have no doubt this will take off.

 

but is it legal?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Yes it's legal.

I want to open a cleaning company that only send cleaners out in sets of 2, and they are all lesbian.

 

They will clean and strip for the clients

 

I have no doubt this will take off.

 

but is it legal?

 

I think we have just been given a glimpe of what goes on in the deep recesses of your mind!

Don't know which question to ask first...

 

"When do you need me to start"

 

or

 

"How much for a set of cleaners today?... tomorrow... and maybe Saturday".

See this is taking off already

 

I see people messing their houses up just to get my cleaners in more often

 

I think this needs to happen

Good job there aren't more women that use this forum, you'd be getting your butt kicked by now!

 

Naughty boy

I don't get this "degrading" thing.

 

I just don't.

 

If people want to be porn stars or what ever let them. If its free will how on earth is it degrading or sexist.

 

I won't be keeping them as slaves will I?

 

They will be doing it by freewill.

Hey, people can do what they like as far as I'm concerned. I just anticipate you may not be popular amongst our female forum users. I could be wrong. Usually am.

is this the tag line? "I have no doubt this will take off"

 

Plus 'lesbian' really needs lipstick in front and not 'fat'. Google images will confirm this. Well at least in my eyes but each to their own

Hey, people can do what they like as far as I'm concerned. I just anticipate you may not be popular amongst our female forum users. I could be wrong. Usually am.

 

they may be lesbians

Lol a mate of mine runs a similar "service". The process of booking/hiring two "cleaners" is fine but be very careful about offering "extras" because that is a legal grey area

or pink?

you'd also best clarify what is going to be cleaned?

Rooms a mess.

Missus kicked out while I "clean"

Some mates around while I "clean"

Got some tunes on.

Cold pint of beer.

 

SEND THEM ROUND BOYS.

do you have the birds ready for this?

Yes it is legal as long as you have a disclaimed stating that all the cleaners will do is CLEAN your house naked - anything that then happens between two consenting adults is totally the responsibility of said adults etc...

 

I only know the jargon as I am doing a site for an 'escort' agency at the moment - so there are a lot of legal grey area to cover

 

Great idea tho - me and some of my mates would have deffo used these lovely ladies at some point

See this is taking off already

 

I see people messing their houses up just to get my cleaners in more often

 

I think this needs to happen

 

To be honest, my girlfriends going away for a month to work ona film and i'm not planning on cleaning the house myself. You may have your first confirmed booking

 

 

is this the tag line? "I have no doubt this will take off"

 

Surely brightonmike should be using that on his site.

 

 

 

I only know the jargon as I am doing a site for an 'escort' agency at the moment

 

oh yeah right...

Surely brightonmike should be using that on his site.

 

good point. Now, lesbian air hostesses is an even better idea?

Is this one of your new members of staff?

 

hot sexy babe

 

 

I'm told she always works together with this lady..

 

 

They even polish your brass

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If that doesn't deserve a ban I don't know what does

 

I'm looking into this more - I think its the best idea I have ever had possibly.

 

Onto a winner for sure

just google 'naked cleaners' for some ideas. Appearing on Watchdog could have a new meaning.

If that doesn't deserve a ban I don't know what does

 

I'm looking into this more - I think its the best idea I have ever had possibly.

 

Onto a winner for sure

 

My point is, seedy men always imagine 2 lesbians playing together to be fit. What's to say they might turn up and look like that? And if they ARE lesbians, why the hell would they be interested in servicing their male clientele?

...if they ARE lesbians, why the hell would they be interested in servicing their male clientele?

 

Kerching!

 

AHH! good point, well made

My point is, seedy men always imagine 2 lesbians playing together to be fit. What's to say they might turn up and look like that?

 

Would a porn company hire 2 munters to star in their films - I think not.

Would a film director give the role of a "person who in one scene is almost naked" to Jocelyn Wildenstein - Again, I think not.

Would Susan Boyle have won Britain's got Talent if she was "fit"? - Yeah, probably.

 

Morale of the story - You don't hire fugly women to get naked and entertain a male audience

 

 

 

 

 

Morale of the story - You don't hire fugly women to get naked and entertain a male audience

 

Good point, but with it being a start-up business that might be all the staff he can afford.

Good point, but with it being a start-up business that might be all the staff he can afford.

 

We will volunteer our Girlfriends & Wives to do some free work.

We will volunteer our Girlfriends & Wives to do some free work.

 

ok

My point is, seedy men always imagine 2 lesbians playing together to be fit. What's to say they might turn up and look like that? And if they ARE lesbians, why the hell would they be interested in servicing their male clientele?

 

you think i would hire them bro?

 

you WRONG!

Each to their own flavour of kink I say and the business model has some merits. Many 'Pro' submissives and dominants already offer such personal services but these are not well promoted even within the S&M community.

 

Money however is something you will not see mentioned often, though words such as trust and safety do feature heavily across the kink forums and this should be a big hint. Normally at this point I would provide a link or three but in this case why spoil the journey of discovery?

 

Find your nearest 'munch' and have a chat to run the idea past them.

For the completely 'vanilla' a munch is the social gathering of like minded persons, dressed normally in a public place such as a pub