STFUorGTFO

I've upgraded since my last post too... Finally got a mac cos they make you a better designer. Bit expensive tho.

Temper-Tina!

Maybe start with your personality first.

No-one's mentioned the most important difference yet: macs make you a better designer. That's why they're so expensive.

If it's so shiit, don't buy it, dawg. And dude, your g/f is a freakin GIANT

a pain in the wallet more like

You called?

Ask him to arrange a date for you with his mum. Works for me every time.

I wouldn't fart for £5.

No it doesn't

<noscript></noscript> Use method one.

This word must never again be used in association with web design. Consider this your first and final warning. Passion is for chicks - or gentlemen if you're that way inclined.

It's ok dude, we can't steal them. You already registered them!

I don't understand the question.

Consider my original reply a demonstration.

Yeah man. You have to find a cracked mirror, a three-legged toad, a cup of blige water and a thimble made of glass. Float the thimble in the bilge water and put the toad on the mirror. Phone directory enquiries and ask for Mozart. Don't hang up till you hear the thunderclap. Then refresh the page. You're welcome.

When it's not ringing.

Isn't it slang for a pr0n actor?