April 24, 200818 yr *Pours Thomas a stiff drink* Still, at least it's over and done with for now mate.
April 24, 200818 yr *Pours Thomas a stiff drink* Still, at least it's over and done with for now mate. Suppose but it just pissed me off with that unit being worth double points if I hadn't of pulled him on it I would of had 4 instead of 12 and those 8 points mean I could stay at home for the next 4 weeks and still get Double Distinction which is the best grade and also what I need to get into university. *Downs stiff drink and asks for a vodka and a glass*
April 24, 200818 yr *walks into the bar, lightly fingering Rob's sack as he passes. Notices Thomas in the corner with a full bottle of vodka and wonders how Thomas will finish the client's work in such an inebriated condition. Finds an empty bar stool and orders a refreshing G & T before finally relaxing and leisurely breaking wind* Afternoon! Dinnertime already. I do hope none of you are procrastinating too much today
April 24, 200818 yr *Bustles into the bar after a busy morning and looks around at all the likely suspects trying to figure out who made the smell* Does the bar serve food? Or is it ok for me to sit an eat my salad? I'll have a half to go with it please No procrastination for me today, I did it all yesterday, and I have an essay to finish and a project to start! Had a 2 hour driving lesson this morning out on the motorways. Instructor says he can't justify taking my money anymore so I'm done having lessons and am now officially free to pootle wherever I wish in my lil green fiesta One happy Eris!
April 24, 200818 yr Nice one Eris! My first car was a Fiesta too. Perhaps not quite as nice as yours I imagine. BTW Is it just me or has somebody soiled themselves?
April 24, 200818 yr Wahey, excellent news Eris! I'll make sure to keep my Ka off the roads when I know you're out and about
April 24, 200818 yr *Slides of her bar stool, sneaks up on Rob and slaps him round the ear-'ole catching him by surprise*
April 24, 200818 yr Oh Christ. Another bloody woman driver! *Reminds himself NOT to drive in/around Leics*
April 24, 200818 yr Author Oh Christ. Another bloody woman driver! *Reminds himself NOT to drive in/around Leics* Whats wrong with women drivers?
April 24, 200818 yr Aside from the fact that of the 4 accidents I've had, 3 of them were caused by women drivers? Nothing lol
April 24, 200818 yr Ahh women drivers, the scum of the road. Nah they can drive fine, you get the odd idiot old women but at least they don't speed as much. *Asks for another bottle of vodka and sits in the corner finishing his clients work, drunk work is the best...*
April 24, 200818 yr Author Aside from the fact that of the 4 accidents I've had, 3 of them were caused by women drivers? Nothing lol and the fact that you have had four accidents doesn't say that maybe you were doing something wrong?
April 24, 200818 yr Stupid bloody woman was driving on the wrong side of the road to jump a cue of traffic, and knocked me off of my motorbike. = Her fault. Stupid woman jumped red light smashing into off side front wing of my car = Her fault. Woman reversed out of side road, straight into me, knocking me off of my motorbike = Her fault. (the 4th, the brakes on my bike failed, and I slammed into a wall lol = my fault technically)
April 24, 200818 yr Stupid bloody woman was driving on the wrong side of the road to jump a cue of traffic, and knocked me off of my motorbike. = Her fault. Stupid woman jumped red light smashing into off side front wing of my car = Her fault. Woman reversed out of side road, straight into me, knocking me off of my motorbike = Her fault. (the 4th, the brakes on my bike failed, and I slammed into a wall lol = my fault technically) The last one is well funny, only because you were all right!
April 24, 200818 yr The last one is well funny, only because you were all right! I agree it's certainly amusing. Even more so if it had been someone else Wasn't funny at the time though. I broke my little finger! And my bloody bike was trashed. A complete write-off I loved that bike *sniff*
April 24, 200818 yr It was no where near expensive, but I had my brakes tightened on my pedal bike once and the next day riding to college I slammed them on when I saw a car pull out of a road — because they usually didn't slow me down at all. The next thing I notice is that I'm lying on my back on the floor and the bike is flipping in the air above me and coming down to land on my head. Luckily I was all right (had my helmet on for once!) and got up and nearly wet myself laughing, so did the Chinese lady across the road.
April 24, 200818 yr Oh don't get me wrong, it didn't take long for me to see the funny side, I mean, smashing into a wall at 50+ and only breaking my finger? I thought that was really funny lol. I still miss that bike tho lol I don't remember EVER wearing a helmet on a push bike. I'd kinda moved on by the time it was getting constantly spouted on the tv etc.
April 24, 200818 yr It's weird that I never wore mine after that incident, not sure why! 50+ into a wall, though. Ouch! 20+ with a car into another car is scary enough… jeez
April 24, 200818 yr lol hence why I said it was kinda my fault. I was going a wee bit fast... If I'd been going slower, I could've stopped in time, even without breaks. Still, n/m I lived to tell the tale lol.
April 24, 200818 yr At last, at home History test.. i think it didn't go very badly "I don't think it went badly" – that is probably a better way of phrasing it Well done on the text, though, I'm sure the results will be great!
April 24, 200818 yr Author wooohooo, I think we need a celebration tonight How about free bar for the rest of the day
April 24, 200818 yr Wooooo I will have bud make sure you keep them cold. Also well done xhop on exam!
April 24, 200818 yr *pootles into the bar, looking sad as he has to stay at work tonight until 19:30 as he is off to play footy afterwards and it makes no sense to go home first* I think I'll have a pint of Guinness first please. The ruby red is a meal in a glass and I'm damn hungry!
April 24, 200818 yr Author I'm not here. I'm a figment of your collective imaginations. I knew it, I always knew it...you never had me fooled Now this celebration of celebrations can't happen without me having a glass of Malibu in my hand
April 24, 200818 yr The thing is Madam Mod, you have to ask yourself, what does that say about your mind? hehe
April 24, 200818 yr Author Thanks...and I think it says that I drink too much and that you guys are all figments of my imagination. Because of that I think you should all sing songs and be happy so I got the bar a karaoke machine, so sing figments sing
April 24, 200818 yr One is totally incapable of singing. It sounds like a herd (gaggle? pride?) of cats being tortured!
April 24, 200818 yr Author One is totally incapable of singing. It sounds like a herd (gaggle? pride?) of cats being tortured! I think you shoudl let us e the judge of that
April 24, 200818 yr I think you shoudl let us e the judge of that LOL ok, but you were warned!.... *clears throat* "Tinkay winkay dipsay, laar laaar, pohhh. Tely tubbeeeeeees tely tubeeeeeeeees say ellllllloo. Eht Oee"
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