April 17, 200818 yr All the time, sadly! Have you ever found a dog wandering in the street and taken it home? Only the ex-wife..... Have you ever... Designed a site to a clients EXACT specification, only for them to change their minds hours before "release", and demand something else Apologies Rob, It wasn't there when I started my post. But in answer to your question, Yes. The whole bloody engine!
April 17, 200818 yr You totally just missed mine out! Your previous Q: YES! Once mrsbanksy and I were driving along quite happily only to notice we were being overtaken by the back passegnger side wheel, accompanied by some fairly serious metallic grating! Just in case Scott doens't get an answer, I'll go with his Q: Have you ever... Designed a site to a clients EXACT specification, only for them to change their minds hours before "release", and demand something else
April 17, 200818 yr Your previous Q: YES! Once mrsbanksy and I were driving along quite happily only to notice we were being overtaken by the back passegnger side wheel, accompanied by some fairly serious metallic grating! Just in case Scott doens't get an answer, I'll go with his Q: No and I'm hoping it doesn't happen this time either!!! Have you ever thought up was down and down was up?
April 17, 200818 yr Only in a ball pond when I was a small child — those places are dangerous! …have you ever… had milk come out of your nose because you laughed too much, then snorted water to make the milk smell go away, and proceeded to run around the kitchen in pain because it turned out snorting water hurts.
April 17, 200818 yr Only in a ball pond when I was a small child — those places are dangerous! …have you ever… had milk come out of your nose because you laughed too much, then snorted water to make the milk smell go away, and proceeded to run around the kitchen in pain because it turned out snorting water hurts. no, but I have had egg fried rice come out of my nose when drunk aand laughing in a chinese restaurant. have you ever been cooking with chillies, gone to toilet without washing hands *first*, come out of toilet and started wondering exactly what STD you have caught this time?
April 17, 200818 yr no, but I have had egg fried rice come out of my nose when drunk aand laughing in a chinese restaurant. have you ever been cooking with chillies, gone to toilet without washing hands *first*, come out of toilet and started wondering exactly what STD you have caught this time? No, but my dad owns a restaurant and says one of his employes did it with a jlapeano (or however its spelt) he said the guy was in pain for hours. Have you ever snorted sherbet or sugar? (We had a competition one night to see who could snort the most and it really hurt after a while)
April 17, 200818 yr Nope. Apparently I am the only WDF member who doesn't like food up my nose. Have you ever faked an injury to get out of doing something? (Fake broken finger to escape band class in 7th grade. It was "broken" for weeks... )
April 17, 200818 yr No, but my dad owns a restaurant and says one of his employes did it with a jlapeano (or however its spelt) he said the guy was in pain for hours. Have you ever snorted sherbet or sugar? (We had a competition one night to see who could snort the most and it really hurt after a while) no i don't so silly things like that have you ever walked into a parking meter. ( i have a few times in Canada )
April 17, 200818 yr Author Nope! (have walked into many things though) Have you ever walked into an automatic glass door? (They don't see me, ever, but all the people in the supermarket did )
April 17, 200818 yr Sort of. I haven't properly face planted a door, but I've bashed my shoulder on one a few times, thinking that it would open quicker than it actually did! …have you ever… Called a teacher Mum?
April 17, 200818 yr Have you ever walked into an automatic glass door? (They don't see me, ever, but all the people in the supermarket did ) NO Have you ever pretended to be trapped in a revolving door at the supermarket and you were so convincing that your 3yr old boy was stood outside crying and shouting 'Daddy's going to die'?
April 17, 200818 yr Omg, what is it with people ignoring my posts recently! Sorry Rob, posting at similar times …have you ever… Called a teacher Mum? YES (haven't we all? ) Can my previous question still stand or do I have to post another?
April 17, 200818 yr It still stands, I was just throwing a tantrum No I haven't, but only because I don't have a kid. I've "trapped" myself inside those revolving doors before, I got my foot stuck and the whole thing stopped and I couldn't get out! …Have you ever… Gone to Ikea and come back with everything you went for? (The one thing I really need is always out of stock whenever I go)
April 17, 200818 yr *Thinking* Yes, I have. I went for a futon and I went home with a futon an hour later. Have you ever gotten into the shower and gotten out again having forgot to do something? (I washed my hair but forgot the rest of my body. )
April 17, 200818 yr Have you ever gotten into the shower and gotten out again having forgot to do something? (I washed my hair but forgot the rest of my body. ) NO ( I don't think so anyway ) Have you ever: Done one of those footballer things where you 'snot' out of your nose (one finger closing one nostril) and couldn't see where the snot went, only to find it 2 hours later on the side of your collar after being for a night out with your family and friends?
April 18, 200818 yr *Sniffs ElanMan* Think again... No, not exactly. Have you ever drank a full glass of somethingerrother, only to find mystery-dirt at the bottom once you'd drained it? (Happens all the time at my in-laws house because my father-in-law thinks simply dropping a glass into semi-clean water makes it clean. )
April 18, 200818 yr *Sniffs ElanMan* Think again... No, not exactly. Have you ever drank a full glass of somethingerrother, only to find mystery-dirt at the bottom once you'd drained it? (Happens all the time at my in-laws house because my father-in-law thinks simply dropping a glass into semi-clean water makes it clean. ) YES i have. Have you ever eaten a dozen raw eggs ( i did shortly after watching rocky)
April 18, 200818 yr Have you ever eaten a dozen raw eggs ( i did shortly after watching rocky) Wow, lol, kudos, no I haven't. I don't think I could even get past one raw egg. Have you ever watched an entire dvd series in one day? (well one season of the series...)
April 18, 200818 yr Yes I have : Black Books, Spaced, House, and Firefly Have you ever had a really normal dream and then gotten confused between that dream and reality?
April 18, 200818 yr Occasionally. Have you ever had a sexual dream about someone you absolutely do not feel "that way" about?
April 18, 200818 yr Have you ever had a sexual dream about someone you absolutely do not feel "that way" about? YES (one of my neighbours; quite an old lady! . Fortunately I woke up before the relationship 'developed fully') Have you ever: Spent £200 on timber to build your own shed and as you walk out of the shop you see a ready made one for £149 that would take 30 mins to put together?
April 18, 200818 yr YES (one of my neighbours; quite an old lady! . Fortunately I woke up before the relationship 'developed fully') Have you ever: Spent £200 on timber to build your own shed and as you walk out of the shop you see a ready made one for £149 that would take 30 mins to put together? No. Have you ever bought something and realized that its garbage and cant contact the company? ( my samsung Nv10 )
April 23, 200818 yr Author No, I have struggled to get support for a lot of things that didn't work quite right though! Have you ever bought something online that didn't turn up, gotten the company to send another only to receive both a few days later and kept them both?
April 23, 200818 yr Yes. I bought 3 Christmas presents from a large online retailer last year and after nearly 2 months I got fed up of waiting so got in touch. They sent me replacements and a couple of days later the originals arrived. I still have the spare toy truck under my desk at work. Have you ever washed your USB drive/your partners USB drive in the washing machine? (Incidentally, on all 3 occasions both drives continued to work without problems afterwards.)
April 23, 200818 yr Fortunately not. Have you ever dropped your mobile phone into toilet bowl? (Yes for me, washed it and it even started up again, but of course, i bought new one.)
April 23, 200818 yr No Have you ever got in the bath before taking your socks off? (I did once its such a strange feeling as obviously you don't think they are on )
April 23, 200818 yr No. Have you ever passed out? I did once. Worked out with dumbbell's and then it happened.
April 23, 200818 yr Almost. Things were completely dark but I don't think I slipped into the abyss, so to speak. I have, however, been under anesthesia - "controlled passing out." Have you ever accidentally looked at someone's "personal areas" when you were speaking with them... and they noticed? (Bonus points if it wasn't accidental I swear mine was an accident and I wasn't even thinking about it!)
April 23, 200818 yr lol yup. And it wasn't accidental. But in my defence, she was extremely attractive! Have you ever commented on the physical appearance of a client TO the client?
April 23, 200818 yr Yes...but he is my boyfriend so I guess its allowed Have you called your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife by an ex's name?
April 23, 200818 yr No, thank God. But if I did, that'd be really weird (all my exs are guys and my partner is most definitely not a guy ). Have you ever laughed at a funeral/wake/viewing?
April 23, 200818 yr Have you ever laughed at a funeral/wake/viewing? Oh yes a funeral is time to celebrate somesone life as well, not just to mourn over their demise Have you ever been caught doing something naughty in a public place?
April 23, 200818 yr (I laughed at the inappropriate part where the priest is doing his "Catholic thing" with the water. ) Yes - as the victim of a car accident caused by an uninsured driver and once prior as an observer for a criminal justice class at uni. Have you ever been nice to someone and said nice things about them just so they'd keep you on their "Friends List" on MySpace and you could continue to follow the laughable trainwreck that is their life?
April 23, 200818 yr Have you ever been nice to someone and said nice things about them just so they'd keep you on their "Friends List" on MySpace and you could continue to follow the laughable trainwreck that is their life? No - But sounds like a good reason why I should sign up to a social networking site Have you ever been skinny dipping?
April 23, 200818 yr (Make a Facebook, then you can join the WDF group ) No — sounds cold! Have you ever… mucked about with something on your computer (software/hardware) and find that you killed it and need to reinstall Windows/OS X?
April 23, 200818 yr No- But I did make my boyfriend think he needed too, I print screened his desktop made it the wallpaper and hid all his icons so when he went to click on them all he was doing was clicking on the wallpaper Have you ever let a a practical joke go on for days?
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