April 14, 200818 yr No but in my old job I used to get inappropriate suggestions from one or two particular clients every week They worked in the, how shall I say, adult industry... Of course I'm far too modest, prudish and coy to have ever 'consummated' those suggestions. And besides, the salary couldn't really support it on a regular basis! Have you ever stopped traffic on a main road in torrential rain to rescue migrating toads? No. But we did once call the RSPCA from the M1 on seeing a family of ducks in the middle section between north and southbound, no idea how they got there. Have you ever used a table for non-tabular data in a website since 2001?
April 14, 200818 yr No. But we did once call the RSPCA from the M1 on seeing a family of ducks in the middle section between north and southbound, no idea how they got there. Have you ever used a table for non-tabular data in a website since 2001? no i never learned how to use tables Have you ever passed out on someones lawn?
April 15, 200818 yr No Have you ever had a dream were you turn up to school / college / work only to find yourself naked and everyone else fully clothed ?
April 15, 200818 yr No Have you ever had a dream were you turn up to school / college / work only to find yourself naked and everyone else fully clothed ? Every sunday night... have you ever....... Liked someone to get to there sibling.
April 15, 200818 yr Every sunday night...have you ever....... Liked someone to get to there sibling. No, though I became good friends with a girl to date her best friend. Have you ever worked in a war zone? ( I worked as a translator with the U.S. troops in Iraq for 8 months).
April 15, 200818 yr No, though I became good friends with a girl to date her best friend. Have you ever worked in a war zone? ( I worked as a translator with the U.S. troops in Iraq for 8 months). Does trying to work at home while mrsnotbansky is in one of her 'moods' count? Have you ever removed your t-shirt/ shirt in public due to a wasp/ bee having found its way inside suddenly? I was so glad to be a man on that day. Cycling along one minute, the next, Mr wasp flies straight down my shirt. Funnily enough only got stung on the hand trying to get my shirt off.
April 15, 200818 yr No, can't say I have. I had a wasp in my trousers once, but... I just let it sting me. Have you ever... asked to touch a stranger's hair?
April 15, 200818 yr Yup..... Have you ever...Physically assaulted a client or potential client? Nope... Have you ever fallen in love with someone you met online (and have never met)? *sigh* The craziness of life...
April 15, 200818 yr Nope... Have you ever fallen in love with someone you met online (and have never met)? *sigh* The craziness of life... No - how can you fall in love with someone you can't even say for sure isn't a fat trucker from Ohio?. Have you ever put the door keys in the fridge and the milk in your coat pocket.
April 15, 200818 yr No - how can you fall in love with someone you can't even say for sure isn't a fat trucker from Ohio?. Have you ever put the door keys in the fridge and the milk in your coat pocket. Nope. Have you ever... Stood a blind date up because he/she was a minger?
April 15, 200818 yr ooh soo nearly, but no - I was picking her up and she was a minger (I met her at a school ball, I was wasted and I didn't have my glasses on, thought she was someone else) but I couldn't start the car for the get away quick enough... I just blanked her for the 2 hours we watched a film and then told her I have standards... Have you ever bought something online for a ridiculously high price on impulse?
April 15, 200818 yr Hell yeah... Have you ever slept with a minger, just for the sake of a throw-down?
April 15, 200818 yr Hell yeah... Have you ever slept with a minger, just for the sake of a throw-down? Yes of course... I am a bloke! Have you ever woken up naked on a stranger's breakfast table while they're eating toast and trying to pretend you're not drooling on their toast?
April 15, 200818 yr No Have you ever woken up in a friends house and been blanked by everyone because you did something stupid the night before, and they won't tell you what it was?
April 15, 200818 yr No, But one of my friends pissed in the corner of the room in a friends house, and then wouldn't believe any of us that he did when we woke him up! Have you ever been drunk on a school trip and thrown up in the sink.
April 15, 200818 yr Nope. Have you ever cut class and then gotten so bored you decided to go to class after all? (Spanish class, 10th grade for me. I was not the rebel I wanted to be.)
April 15, 200818 yr Nope. Have you ever cut class and then gotten so bored you decided to go to class after all? (Spanish class, 10th grade for me. I was not the rebel I wanted to be.) Lol! Classic. No, I haven't done that, but I drew comics during class... Have you ever had a drunk guy grab your butt?
April 15, 200818 yr Yes — I tend to attract gay men for some reason! …Have you ever… been in trouble with the police?
April 15, 200818 yr Not really, no. Although sometimes I consider getting myself in trouble so I can see them in their cute uniforms. Have you ever dialed 999 (for a real emergency... not as a prank)?
April 15, 200818 yr Decided to join in on this post! Answer: No Question: Have you ever mailed a 'cover up' email to someone else in your company and accidently emailed it to the client instead? e.g along the lines of: how will we ever admit this? (wasn't me that did it and it certainly wasn't in PoLR! honest guv'!)
April 15, 200818 yr Nope, but I did email seven partially completed draft emails (in various stages) to a client, assorted bits of waffling included. Thank goodness he never got the price changes I was making in the drafts - it always cut off right before that point! *Falls over* Have you ever invented friends to impress others? (Hey, I was young! Okay, I wasn't. j/k)
April 15, 200818 yr Have you ever invented friends to impress others? (Hey, I was young! Okay, I wasn't. j/k) Lol No, but I've known people who do do it. It's real confusing. After a while you wonder whether you're made up too Have you ever had six Jagebombs in one night? (I was seeing stars that night...)
April 15, 200818 yr has your ipod ever gone in the washing machine? No (I don't own such fancy frippery ) Have you ever: been sick in your mouth while talking to somebody and had to swallow it back down?
April 15, 200818 yr Author Have you ever fallen in love with someone you met online (and have never met)? *sigh* The craziness of life... No - how can you fall in love with someone you can't even say for sure isn't a fat trucker from Ohio?. Errm, that is exactly what happened with my OH and we have been together for over 4 years now (counted since the first time we met IRL lol), I was quite sure he wasn't a fat trucker from Ohio... and I was right --- Back to the question.. --- Have you ever: been sick in your mouth while talking to somebody and had to swallow it back down? No. Have you ever been sick and had the squits at the same time such that there was no way to successfully deal with both?
April 16, 200818 yr Have you ever been sick and had the squits at the same time such that there was no way to successfully deal with both? Lol, no, thank goodness not. Have you ever smoked out of a home made bong? (Not necessarily for illegal purposes )
April 16, 200818 yr Lol, no, thank goodness not. Have you ever smoked out of a home made bong? (Not necessarily for illegal purposes ) Ha ha No - but I have (as a teenager) smoked a smoky thing to the point where I couldn't stop singing bohemian rhapsody into the small hours of the night. Has anyone ever assumed you are gay/ lesbian and tried to snog/ worse you? In my early 20's everyone it seemed at the time thought I was gay!
April 16, 200818 yr Answer: Nope, at least noone has said it to my face! Question: Have you ever slammed someone elses body part in the car door, boot etc? I once slammed my dads hand in the passenger door (thought I had cut his fingers off and felt so sick I didnt think to open the door!) and in the following week slammed the boot on my brothers head (well he would stand behind me so its not technically my fault!)
April 16, 200818 yr answer: No Question: Have you ever driven your granny with wheelchair into a pond? (she was heavy and was pretty steep slope)
April 16, 200818 yr No .. but wow, that must have pissed her off... Have you ever slept for 24 hours solid without being ill?
April 16, 200818 yr Author Question: Have you ever driven your granny with wheelchair into a pond? (she was heavy and was pretty steep slope) You found a steep slope? In Holland? No .. but wow, that must have pissed her off...Have you ever slept for 24 hours solid without being ill? Nope, Have you ever fallen asleep on a bus/train/plane and missed your stop?
April 16, 200818 yr Nope — but I've woken up at my stop, that was pretty lucky! …Have you ever… lifted your feet up of the pedals of a bike while you plough through a giant puddle, and then run out of speed and fell into said puddle?
April 16, 200818 yr Has anyone ever assumed you are gay/ lesbian and tried to snog/ worse you?In my early 20's everyone it seemed at the time thought I was gay! That's funny - I have the opposite problem. Everyone assumes I'm straight (clearly I need to invest in some flannel shirts and a mullet). …Have you ever… lifted your feet up of the pedals of a bike while you plough through a giant puddle, and then run out of speed and fell into said puddle? No, not that I remember although I did ride my bike a lot as a kid so I'm sure I did it at some point. Have you ever been hit in the teeth with a ball?
April 16, 200818 yr Yes, a ping pong ball it hurt a bit lol. Have you ever tripped up when walking and made it look like your skipping so you dont look a fool? (I have many a time lol)
April 16, 200818 yr Not exactly. I usually just play up the trip a bit more (same thing for slipping on ice so anyone watching knows, "OMG, she slipped on ice!" not "She walks funny..." ). Have you ever been looking for something, only to realise you were sitting on it the whole time?
April 17, 200818 yr Have you ever been looking for something, only to realise you were sitting on it the whole time? OMW! Aaaall the time... Have you ever walked into a room with the intention to do something important but the second you step in you forget what you wanted to do, then you walk out and you remember, but once you step in again, you forget, AGAIN!
April 17, 200818 yr OMW! Aaaall the time... Have you ever walked into a room with the intention to do something important but the second you step in you forget what you wanted to do, then you walk out and you remember, but once you step in again, you forget, AGAIN! All the time, sadly! Have you ever found a dog wandering in the street and taken it home?
April 17, 200818 yr Yeah, it turned out to be called Robin! …Have you ever… had something substantial fall off your car while you're driving? — I've had an entire exhaust (from the box to the manifold) fall off, and also the inner lining of a wheel arch decided to go it's separate way and shattered on the motorway.
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