Loved the captions submitted in the last contest, so here's another! (remember, it's just for fun!)

Bless ya!

 

Another caption comp

 

The Lilliputians were well known for their plumbing expertise

I see the moderators have been issued new tools for dealing with all the nuts...

No-one had believed him when he'd said he had a massive tool

You should see the size of my nuts

"King Kong Lives!"

 

"Where's the monkey?"

 

"My boss is cruel!"

Where's this bottle you cant open

Do you think my hat's too big?

 

I bought this guitar off Ebay, but I'm not that musically inclined.

 

"Marriage consultant for hire"

Toyota employee demonstrates his accelerator-tightening tool.

Man in brothel: "er... I asked for a wench"

 

I'm on a roll

Do you think my hat's too big?

 

haha!!

Helen misheard, when she was told there was a spammer on the forum.

 

 

This should put a spanner in the works

Helen misheard, when she was told there was a spammer on the forum.

 

 

This should put a spanner in the works

 

Damn you I was trying to think a a spanner joke

Bob always knew leaving home for university would be a big wrench on him.

Bob's girlfriend told him he needs to loosen up in a big way

"The day Bob the Builder snapped."

"Don't drop it on your foot!"

Hyper-violent Village People fan seeks like minded for re-invention, musical career etc. Send photo

"Don't Stop - Spanner Time!"

U Can't Touch This - MC Spanner

On unpacking it, Bob realised the hands-free headset was not as compact and lightweight as the Ebay advertisement had implied.

Best SEO tool.

Probably not what the "Hen-do" had meant when they requested a guy with a big tool.

Probably not what the "Hen-do" had meant when they requested a guy with a big tool.

 

 

Some great ones here! Keep them coming!

 

I feel like this thread i for my own personal amusement!

"I'm sorry I'm such a spanner"