notmrsbanksy

Help!!! Notbanksy is going to leave me if I don't sort these dogs out and rehome them soon. Dig deep - and thank you

Well, I'm not a web designer, but thought I would add what I thought anway - and I thought, I like it

Never mind love, even you make mistakes sometimes! Thank you for the advice everyone! Much appreciated. I've taken some of the sections out, but probably still need to take a few more out, it's just more difficult now! Now for the horrible spammage! I don't really want to wake up and log in (like I did this morning) to find pictures of horrible men and women's bits all over my horse rescue forum!!

Hello I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this, as it's a forum I would like people to look at, not a website, and it's not the design I'm asking about, as my lovely man Notbanksy will be helping me with that It's really just to ask if it makes sense or not? There's a lot that needs to go onto it, and I'm trying to look at it as though I'm not hugely involved but....it's not really working! And my brain, which is usually a little is now on a hyper crazy setting. I'm not dyslexic in the most widely known sense of the word, but I do have some issues with the connections and I just don't think in a structured logical way - unlike Mr. Notbanksy - I guess that's what makes it work, I'm nuts and disorganised and he is calm, cool and organised! - for you my lovely. Ok, here's the link: http://www.lastangel.org.uk/forum Now you will see what my poor husband has to put up with!!! Thank you Notmrsbanksy

Thank you very much!! Yes, that does help!! Mr. Notbanksy doesn't call you one of the nicest members of the web design forum for nothing !!

Yeah, yeah alright! Thanks for pointing that one out love!

Can't you come home and help me with twitter, work is boring anyway!

oh what's wrong with me today?!!!!

Oh I didn't know you could access this forum on here my dearest one! xxx

I can't work twitter out! WTF?! Am I dumb or what?! Mr. Notbanksy is at work and I'm sat here without his advice, feeling very stoooooopid! I only opened an account on twitter because my aunt suggested it would be a good way to get supporters for my horse rescue. But at this rate, it aint gonna happen! HELP!

Hmmm, ok if you say so dear! Actually, this is how a morning really goes (but only on your days off precious, before you take a look at this and have a hissy fit!: 9.00am - Make Mr Notbanksy up with a nice cup of tea and say 'good morning' to which he replies 'uhhhhhhhhhhhgruntgrunt' 9.30am - Shout upstairs 'Are you awake yet love? Your tea will go cold' to which he replies 'oh yes! I'm awake' 10.00am - Shout upstairs again...'Love! Have you fallen asleep again?' response 'no love, thanks for the tea' 10.30am - go upstairs to find a full cup of tea on the bedside table, and a fast asleep Mr. Notbanksy. 10.45am - make him another cup of tea, but this time, don't take it upstairs and shout 'If you want another ******* cup of tea you can bloody well come down here and get it!' 11.00am - Mr. Notbanksy comes downstairs having had a hair fight with the night-time gorilla. 11.15am - Honours me with a symphony in farts, (as if it isn't enough that I've been listening to them the whole night already!) 11.19am - Decides it's a great idea to watch Reeves and Mortimer's Le Corbusier et Papin on Youtube, and spends a further 20 minutes laughing his head off about it, which leads to more farting.... well, that's the general kind of thing mornings are about at our house... Ah, my darling, king of farts xxxx

Just thought you might like to know that Notbanksy did in fact have a hamster once. His name was Manuel, yes as in Fawlty Towers. The little Manuel hamster lived for two years until one day Notbanksy asked me if I would check Manuel's 'house' in his cage because he hadn't seen him come out that day! So, with more than a little anxiety, I lifted the lid off of Manuel's house and sadly, Notbanksy's fears were realised. Poor little Manuel But at least he was a happy little thing and had a nice life! Well, Notbanksy buried him in the garden in a little box.... Maybe there is some unresolved grief here due to the whole hamster thing! Love ya darlin xxx

So has notbanksy, but sadly it has affected our love life, he balances the lap top on his own head, when I go out !

No chance. Make your own bloody tea!

Oh my God! Member of the month I've lost him forever now! Goodbye my love xxx

I feel I really must say something here.... I must say I don't understand why you are asking for a review of this website, are you trying to find out if other people think it is good enough? My husband (notbansky) did this site for you for nothing, I realise it helped his portfolio too, but I was around at the time and I know he worked hard on it, so I find your requests of critiques to the members of this forum bordering on rude. Particularly as he is a very active member of this forum. As for your question'How do I sort that out?' He asked you at the time if you knew how to update HTML files and you said you did, the fact that it isn't working could have been sorted out ages ago if you had admitted to not knowing how to update the file, or you could have asked him now. Maybe you could have asked my husband if it was ok to ask for a critique? That would have been a little more polite. Notbanksy is out at the moment and hasn't seen your post, but I know he won't feel great when he sees it.

Well, no he'll go rushing downstairs to see what's happened! I'm going to try it now

Maybe I should tell him this forum has ceased forever, that should do it !!

Um....that will just encourage morning expectations!

Oh do you really think I should?

And....I've made two cups of tea, both now cold!

Ok, I've tried everything! And it's not working. I've tried 'honey, wake up' in a soothing tone, I've tried 'honey wake up' in a slightly less soothing tone, and I've tried 'honey wake the f**k UP!' BUT, he just keeps saying 'yeah ok' and then falling asleep again. Any suggestions??!

Oh bloomin hell! now mr. notbanksy has to test his website in IE6 (what the hell is that?) and trying to figure it all out with our new lodger, Brains! Um, cup of tea help?? Argghhhhhhh! it's going to be like this for years, I can just see it now!

Um, yes...clearly not!