Thought of this just as I was drifting to sleep - very impressed with myself! Knowledge of CSS and Social Networking is mandatory to understand!

 

Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his myspace page?

 

Because he wanted to keep a low profile!

I chuckled, hope that's good enough

I chuckled, hope that's good enough

 

Satisfactory

teehee

 

There are a few on htmldog if you are intrested:

 

http://www.htmldog.com/ptg/archives/000036.php

I smiled.

I smirked that you thought that was funny

 

With that kind of humour, I think I've found my new online home.

Ah jus got it good one

Oh dear... your beyond the tiredness stage

pFizer ventures onto to the Internet

 

.cock {
 width: 200%
}

haha

.midget {

height: 180%;

}

 

.vanessa_felts {

width: 40%;

}

 

.hitler {

right: 9999em;

}

.midget {

height: 180%;

}

 

.vanessa_felts {

width: 40%;

}

 

.hitler {

right: 9999em;

}

 

Ahem.. shouldn't that be

.hitler {
 right: -9999em;
 }

 

That way he's not so right wing! Also you'd better not make a Hitler class, we don't want to apply those specific attributes to anybody else.

Ahem.. shouldn't that be

.hitler {
 right: -9999em;
 }

 

That way he's not so right wing! Also you'd better not make a Hitler class, we don't want to apply those specific attributes to anybody else.

 

Hahaha, excellent comment.

This thread just gets better.

I was drifting to sleep

lol to much CSS.

lol :L

.einstein {

 

position: relative;

}

What did one .em say to the other .em?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who's your Daddy?

haha, I haven't heard stuff like this since I was in high school. My math teacher was always making math jokes and the whole class would just stare at her, half of them not even getting the joke and the other half wondering is she for real?! lol good stuff guys

... that's terrible.

Some of these are reasonably good:

http://static.iftk.com.br/mt/2007/02/html_tags_jokes.html

 

I particularly like the <br> and <meta></meta> ones