A bit of fun really.

 

Simply pick an element of code and give it a new meaning - like this -

 

<html> Had Too Much Lager

<img> - in my goodiebag

<body> - big old dirty yob

<br /> (oooh xhtml compliant, +1 manpoints) - big rectum

</ul> Unlovely Linkable

</div> Driver In Van

<u> uh?

lmao!

<?php

 

please help programmer

<?php

 

please help programmer

 

NEAT! Absoluly Brilliant

I want to see someone come up with one for <blockquote>

I used to joke with friends "I know HTML (how to make love)"

<hr />

 

has rage

<b> Big

</a> Ass

<blockquote>

 

Big Lumps Of Code Kinder Quirks Under Other Tainted Examples

 

^yay for long acronyms

<blockquote>:

 

<Bloomin' Load Of Context-Killed Quotes Used Over The Ether>

 

<blockquote>:

 

<Bloomin' Load Of Context-Killed Quotes Used Over The Ether>

 

 

 

show off

*applauds wizely*

 

javascript - indonesien thespians work notes

<?php

 

probably has piles

<?php

 

probably has piles

 

LMAO!

^yay for long acronyms

 

...and I though you were going to do one for <acronym>

<blockquote>:

 

<Bloomin' Load Of Context-Killed Quotes Used Over The Ether>

 

 

Brilliant - that one came from a true wordsmith

<?php

 

poo hits propeller

<?php

 

poo hits propeller

Hah, incredibly apt sometimes!

<table> Terrible At Bestowing Layout Effective

 

Bestowing kinda sucks but it's the only thing i could come up with that starts with a B

Brilliant - that one came from a true wordsmith

 

Thanks Bluedreamer - it is my job!

 

How about:

 

<acronym>

 

<A Condensed Reading Of Notoriously Yawnful Meanderings>

 

Terrible At Bestowing Layout Effectively

 

Oh, and rjdejong - that's brilliant and 'bestowing' fits perfectly!

 

Thanks Helen, and to Dizi.... I hope you're standing by notbansky's propellor when it hits it!!!

<?php

 

perfectly horrific programming

 

<?php

 

practically hellish programming

 

<?php

 

plain horrible programming

 

<?php

 

please help please

 

as you can see i rather struggled with php lately.

 

How about:

 

<acronym>

 

<A Condensed Reading Of Notoriously Yawnful Meanderings>

 

lol, fits perfectly

 

Oh, and rjdejong - that's brilliant and 'bestowing' fits perfectly!

 

Thanks English isn't my native language so wasn't entirely sure about Bestow.

 

<?php

 

poo hits propeller

 

Kinda looks a like poo hitting a propellor imo . if you just imagine the question mark being the poo, and the "<" being the right half of a propellor. Hope i didn't make this to graphic for some people

One for you, Headcoat...

 

<?php

 

purgatory's heinous punishment

Wandering slightly off-topic because of the PHP woes...

 

I reckon if you actually tried to pronounce PHP it would actually sound like the poo going through the blades of a propellor - either that or a little left-cheek sneek!!!

 

Fffp!

either that or a little left-cheek sneek!!!

 

Fffp!

 

with folllow through i'd say.

 

with folllow through i'd say.

 

 

If you've had a dodgy curry the night before that follow through would slide out like a ruby on rails!!!!!

<div> Dirty inbred vandals.

 

Alternatively could mean

 

<div id> How to spot a stupid person

<blink>

 

bloody laughable indicates no knowledge

<blink>

 

bloody laughable indicates no knowledge

lol very true

 

 

 

Not code but............

 

Microsoft - Money Incensed Corporation Rarely Offers Services Of Favourable Treatment

Microsoft - Money Incensed Corporation Rarely Offers Services Of Favourable Treatment

 

LMFAO! So true.....

I think PHP has a good enough meaning.

 

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

 

What does the PHP in the PHP stand for .

Apparently

PHP originally stood for 'Personal Home Page' as it was created in 1994 by Rasmus Lerdorf to track the visitors to his online resume.

 

From PHP and MySQL For Dynamic Web Sites By Larry Ullman.

ooh - a bit of microsoft bashing - I'm up for that!!!

 

Microsoft = malicious, inept, corporate retards' odious systems offer fallible technology

Making Immense Cash Robbing Other Software Of Free Trade

 

Making Immense Cash Robbing Other Software Of Free Trade

 

 

*kneels at feet and worships*

 

We are not worthy

dammit Wizely - yours are too good!