As I suspected:

 

/*
   GNOT General Public License!
  (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
	if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
	(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
	{
		MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
		GetKeyPress();
		BSOD();
	}
}
Make10GBswapfile():
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
 }

 //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
 //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
 printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);

 if (still_not_crashed){

CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();

DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney,
  }
}

 

sounds about right, trust you to find that

 

sad thing is, that kind of thing, takes several years to procrastinate, and about a day to make

is that a joke? can someone like explain it lol.

LMFAO - brilliant!!

 

:rofl:

is that a joke? can someone like explain it lol.

 

Yes it is a joke Andy.

 

It's a humerous representation written in c# of the fact that windows always crashes, but wait... whilst it's not crashed let's just gobble up a load of disk space and ram... then crash! Oh and whilst it's at it - just put the vista skin over the windows NT OS.

Fantastic

Bravo!

HE HE i love not having windows!

Pretty funny .

Unbelievably true. I really ought to stop using windows, but its kind of a habit, as ive always had it and have never used MACs

 

Reaper

Make10GBswapfile(): - hilarious

Well... the bits I understand are hilarious! I like the 'destroy opensource' bit the most.

Great find from one of WDF's resident Linux warriors!

I can't laugh too much because I'm running Vista.

yeah I have vista too.....don't want to jinx it by laughing too hard.

 

Great stuff though (the bits I got)

Hahahaa "Anything Google"

 

Read this loads of times now, and still laughing at it. My favourite bit has to be:

AddRandomDriver();

MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");

GetKeyPress();

BSOD();

Great stuff Sir!

My favourite line is

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing

haha that's awesome

LMFAO!

 

Excellent find Sir!