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It's just some good old fashioned hamster homecide fun.

:) A humorous bit of fun, thats all!

 

If anyone wishes to add anything, me or Jake will sort it (but ive got to get it to Jake first!)

 

(I can host it if you want!)

If you could host it that would be great im about out of server space lol... and my internet got switched down to 128kbs this week so really cant upload anything large and its really slow to use wdf. How do i let you host it?

Mmmm ... what's all this about hamsters. I hope no hamsters were hurt while creating this thread. Think I'll go and make myself a hamster sandwich, now where's Freddy?

:rofl: I love it. My sister always had hamsters, I never got what they were about.

 

NOW I know what they're for hehe!

Mmmm ... what's all this about hamsters. I hope no hamsters were hurt while creating this thread. Think I'll go and make myself a hamster sandwich, now where's Freddy?

 

Just make sure you skin em properly....... or you will be picking fur out of your teeth all day.

If you want me to host it, change the name servers to ns1.vibrantcolour.co.uk

ns2.vibrantcolour.co.uk and ns3.vibrantcolour.co.uk

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you guys are a bit too :fool: for me, but I must admit this is the funniest thing I've seen the entire week 8P

 

I was kidding. rofl

wow this is getting a bit extreme lol 8)

There's a lot of useful reading about hamsters on Wikipedia. I suppose you know that they are rodents - that's another name for rat, isn't it? I didn't know that you shouldn't feed a hamster iceberg lettuce. You will find out why when you read about "diet" on Wikipedia.

wow this is getting a bit extreme lol 8)

Lol, we like extreme

 

 

There's a lot of useful reading about hamsters on Wikipedia. I suppose you know that they are rodents - that's another name for rat, isn't it? I didn't know that you shouldn't feed a hamster iceberg lettuce. You will find out why when you read about "diet" on Wikipedia.

Kool, now all the hamster killers here can know all about what there eating...before there eating it..bit like that thing in tescos...where they put all the stuff on the back of the packet...mabey people will be attaching it to there hamster cages...:pp

Error 403 - Forbidden

 

You tried to access a document for which you don't have privileges.

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Soo, what ya actually going to put in the Hamster Killer Forums? Anything to fun, you'll get shut down by the RSPCA!

That's just mean :angry: I know we are saying we are going to do this and that, but we would never actually do it. That poor creature :(

I know...its just wrong, what sort of mentaly disturbed freak would do it!

Maybe the kid was just being nice to his pet hamster. I'll elaborate in a story

 

 

It was a hot day in Jimmys room and Mr Sniggles the hamster was furiously burrowing around his den. Jimmy thought he'd treat his favorite pet to a cool down. Without thinking little Jimmy put Mr Sniggles in the freezer, but he tore at some food in there and got all messy! Only one thing for a messy hamster, "Better wash him" little Jimmy thought, but then at the back of his mind he remembered "But darn, I'm all out of hamster shampoo", and figured "well there's only one thing for it!".

 

Little Jimmy then excitedly put his hamster into his mothers new washing machine on a economy spin for 30 minutes "This will be great" Jimmy thought, "I can't wait for mum to come home to see what a good clean little hamster you are Sniggles" he said. When Jimmy took the hamster out of the washing machine a look of concern started to grow on Jimmys face, "Mr Sniggles looks like he's sleeping" he thought.

 

Jimmy thought for a few minutes and then came up with an idea "Maybe he's hibernating because he got cold in the wash" Jimmy thought before putting him into the tumble dryer to warm him up a bit. When Mr Sniggles came out Jimmy wasn't very happy at all, infact Jimmy had a very sad look on his face and the telltale sign of a few stray tears leaking out the corner of his eyes. Poor Mr Sniggles!

 

The next few weeks were especially harsh on poor little Jimmy, he had lost his best friend in the whole wide world, and his mum wasn't speaking to him much anymore. One day a reporter from something called The Mirror arrived to have a talk to Jimmy and explained to him that he'd make everything okay, and make everyone see what a good little boy he actually is. Jimmy jumped with joy and explained patiently to the reporter man what had really happened, but when Jimmy read the paper later in the week he realised that he had been used for a sensationalist article in a junk tabloid called the Mirror.

 

This was the worst week of Little Jimmys life.

 

The end

 

That was actually pretty fun. :D

 

Anyway this kids probably gonna turn out to be a serial killer or something. I read somewhere that if you kill small animals, set fires as a kid and wet the bed then chances are you'll be a serial killer.

 

I hope everyone enjoyed reading about little Jimmy.

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