April 28, 200917 yr There lived aincompetent, incontinent, incoherent green grumpy goblin who lived under Micheal Parkinsons hat. The hat was large, floppy and made of cheese and soggy biscuits. The Goblin liked to eat little boys for breakfast. so the paedofiles had to fight for more boys by buying toys that vaguely ressembled BEEP BEEP BEEPS under the hat it was very hot and sticky just like a hot cross bun that had been put in a big black box and baked at 1000 degrees celcius for six years hence parkinsons disease increases, unlike pirates that tend to shy away from lots of big lollys to suck Which in turn started to flash like aunt peggies lovely big boobies with dark purple hair extensions, to keep her hair On her head instead of the magic pixies from australia. The pixies all went to their deaths horribly. Before the dragon
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