oddly shaped condoms

with bright orange

and pink tips

that taste like

chocolate orange elephants

dipped in vinegar

which stung their

hugely inflamed eyeballs

So uncle Buck

ate loads of

beans and drank

white lightning cider

and became very

guffy, but then

he said 'wait'

because he needed

a fast fix

of Pepto Bismol

which is yuck

without the addition

so buck and

 

 

 

 

(anyone want to summarise so far?)

Darth Vader went

but forgot Betty

and hubby Frank

Who was Doing

(anyone want to summarise so far?)

 

Never could refuse a beautiful woman...........

 

 

 

 

There lived a

incompetent, incontinent, incoherent

green grumpy goblin

who lived under

Micheal Parkinsons hat.

The hat was

large, floppy and

made of cheese

and soggy biscuits.

The Goblin liked

to eat little

boys for breakfast.

So the paedophiles

had to fight

for more boys

by buying toys

that vaguely resembled

BEEP BEEP BEEPs!

Under the hat

it was very

hot and sticky

Just like a

Hot Cross Bun

that had been

Put in a

big black box

and baked at

1000 degrees celcius

for six years

hence parkinson's disease

increases, unlike pirates

that tend to

shy away from

lots of big

lollys to suck

Which in turn

started to flash

like aunt peggies

lovely big boobies

with dark purple

hair extensions, to

keep her hair

On her head

instead of the

magic pixies from

australia. The pixies

all went to

their deaths horribly.

Before the dragon

became a giraffe,

With his big

, very very long

and very famous

tongue, which he

used too perfection

every time he

pleasured Mrs Giraffe.

However Mrs Giraffe

that touch the

never ending story

that did end

three days before

...it had started...

to grow its

the swine flu

thats now exterminated.

which then became

Hugely extended and

very very swollen

Just like Traxxor's

big knobbly kneecaps

before they were

facing the wrong

side of the

sun. It seemed

very bright compared

to wdf members

Especially Scott and

Under the tree.

lay a nekked...

Lady with big

pair of boobs

that were covered

in whipped cream

and peanut butter!

causing an allergic

reaction in bocaj's

humongous third leg

which started to

win the three

legged race at

the world championship

which the BBC...

has never won.

because they are

far too big

for their pants

that are size

of a really

Big bag of

scrumptious gummy bears

which were eaten

by twelve people

at a big

Alcoholics Annonymous Meeting

where they revealed

they loved vodka

and cheese on

Toast coasted with

and coated with

heroine. The next

AA meeting will

of course be

attended by the

members from WDF

who desperately need

to help cabbage

in various forms

digest lots of

oddly shaped condoms

with bright orange

and pink tips

that taste like

chocolate orange elephants

dipped in vinegar

which stung their

hugely inflamed eyeballs

So uncle Buck

ate loads of

beans and drank

white lightning cider

and became very

guffy, but then

he said 'wait'

because he needed

a fast fix

of Pepto Bismol

which is yuck

without the addition

so buck and

Darth Vader went

but forgot Betty

and hubby Frank

Who was Doing

Debbie from Dallas

On their bed

using a giant

specially designed rubber

and lead mallet

for bondage use

. They regularly tried

involving blondes into

their fun game

but found brunettes

to be much

cheaper in china

which really was

useful for orgies