The computers' swallowed Grandma

Yes, honestly it's true

She pressed "Control" and "Enter"

And disappeared from view

 

It's devoured her completely

The thought just makes me squirm

Maybe she's caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm

 

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind

I've even used the internet

But nothing did I find

 

In desperation I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine

The reply from him was negative

Nothing found online

 

So if inside your inbox

My Grandma you should see

Please can you "Copy" and "Paste" her

In an email back to me

I caught Grandma in my trash can

And I can hold her tight,

But I can not attach to a message

Eleven Gigabytes...

Oh please Lev don't delete her

even though she takes up space

just move her to your font folder

and "voila", a new typeface

 

grandma does look stunning

as a new typeface in bold

not too bad for 89

even though she's getting old

 

maybe you could FTP her

to a server up online

I know you want keep her

she looks good in your design(s)

 

but please send back my Grandma

she's old and frail and smells

and she much prefers my laptop

a brand she calls "the dells"

I'm scared

I thought about this tonight,

Tonight I finally decided

Upload her to Fileden site

Just into hundred parts divided...

Oh Grandma oh my Grandma

Computers you dislike

But nothing was so soothing

As a game of Counterstrike

 

Grandma's somewhere out there

In cyberspace I think

If you ever find her

Please send me the hyperlink

Lev is such a b******

For condeming you to hell

Next time you wander cyberspace

Screw up his HTML

I'm scared

 

lol, I think we have entered a strange parallel universe or something.

 

clever though