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THE APPRENTICE!

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:D BBC1, 9PM TONIGHT!!!! :D

 

For comic relief and all that jazz!

I know who wins :D

Well don't say! Shhhhhhh...

 

Who is in it? I've heard Bianca

OMG Fiona and Carol V :p

 

A few I've never heard of....Gerald Ratner, Michelle Mone and Annie Kossoff...can you shed any light?

 

Will def watch it tho i think or erm sky plus it :)

 

Edit: oops Annie is producer lmao dopey mare :(

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Never heard of them either! Washed up celebs probably.

Never heard of them either! Washed up celebs probably.

Gerald Ratner used to be in charge of the Ratners jewellery chain - until he publicly stated 'What we sell is crap!'

The Ratners chain never recovered. Had to admire his honesty though. It would be good to see the same degree from the bank bosses that have screwed the company over.

 

No idea on the other two though - probably 'dingbat-listers'

Michelle Mone runs an international lingerie something or other, not sure exactly. Never heard of Annie Kossoff.

 

Twas good, who dya reckon gets fired? :pp

LOL, that was great entertainment! Jonathon Woss and Jack Dee were brilliant! Not surprised that there were fireworks/bitchiness amongst the ladies :rolleyes: .. but I am surprised they won?! WTF, velcro suits??

 

It's gotta be Gerald for the chop, the only reason they lost was because of the figures. Everyone else should stay just for pure comedy factor! Line of the night for me was Jack Dee while he was standing up in the boardroom 'Sir Alan, I think you should fire the guy who counts the seats!' LOL :lol:

It's gotta be Gerald for the chop, the only reason they lost was because of the figures. Everyone else should stay just for pure comedy factor! Line of the night for me was Jack Dee while he was standing up in the boardroom 'Sir Alan, I think you should fire the guy who counts the seats!' LOL :lol:

 

 

 

I see a job opening for Carol there then :)

Carol looked so good in that suit!

 

I think because it's for fun, Gerald will go. In a normal series, it would probably be Alan! Let's face it, Gerald will be fired because he was project manager and he's the only person on the team that Sir Alan expects to get something like expenses right.

I think it would be better if Johnathan Ross got fired, maybe its just because I think it would be funnier to watch his ego deflate that little bit, then it would be to have Gerald go just because he was the team leader.

I think it would be better if Johnathan Ross got fired, maybe its just because I think it would be funnier to watch his ego deflate that little bit, then it would be to have Gerald go just because he was the team leader.

 

I was thinking he may be a contender if this were a real series because he was just P****** about a lot. But he did come up with the whole concept and he did a pretty good job with the presentation.

 

You're right though, he should be taken down a peg or two lol

well teh figures werent wrong they just forgot to think of a marketing stratagy. i recon if they said they will use youtube to publish cartoons they may have won. alan was just worried about how they were going to hit viral. another idea would have been to give the belt away free with a box of cerial or something. and to be fair to gerald he did mention figures but i guess ross is just too annoying to argue with, and he was having none of it, he sold the idea to himself that it will work.

In a way the figures were wrong because the only way they could've successfully launched the product was with money they didn't have.

sorry shaun, i missed the part where they were given budgets etc, how much were they allowed to spend? they could have also said 10% of profits go to red nose and we will use the apprentice to advertise...? that might help make it viral as well?

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