This is a game I started on a different forum and it ended up working quite well, so I thought I would try it here

 

 

welcome to the hallway, in this hall is a vending machine, but not any vending machin this one is magic. It allows you to put any amount of money from any currency into it and you will get something, but what that is could be anything.

 

How to play

 

First person puts some money into the vending machine

second person says what that person was given from the vending machine and then puts some money in

 

Example

 

person1- *inserts £20*

 

person2- a rotten apple and a tooth pick

*inserts $1*

 

person3- a toy car...ect

 

 

ok then so I will start

 

*inserts 100gil*

Hulk Hogan's "Wrestling Boot Band" CD

 

*inserts $1*

 

(Am I doing this right?)

a small dog

* insert 70 rupee *

a fluffy bunny

*inserts an old button*

a shirt missing a button

 

*inserts a stick of lit dynamite*

a Nobel prize

* an empty bottle of benylin tickly cough medicine *

a note saying "pwned!"

*1 halfpenny*

a rolex ... well ok, it says "rolecks" on it, but it looks good from afar

* the ridiculous amounts of packaging from my brand new Labtec wireless mouse *

 

PS: is this spamming? also, by mouse came in a box about the same of a kettle. a big kettle.

you get bubble wrap...poppingly good fun

 

*2 cents*

 

PS: all forum games are spam, but fun spam, and there is nothing wrong with spam if it is used for good rather than evil...a little like placing the spam in one place so that it doesn't infect the whole forum

two dried out rubberbands... holding together $100,000

 

*a Canadian penny*

0.496716 British Pennies

 

* an old pair of glasses *

A bottle of rum (Yo! Ho!)

*dead parrot*

two dead parrots

 

*unused sketchbook*

old rinkly man

*teeth*

a tooth fairy in an appropriately sized bottle.

* Rennie Soft Chew Anti-Acid thing *

(I'm not sure I understand this game. D:)

 

A big bar of chocolate

 

*inserts 50p into the vending machine*

sidenote:what???? money??? ... thanks for the chocolate btw, yum yum

 

a kick in the teeth (rare, lvl7)

 

* Dr House's cane *

A kick in the teeth?!

 

You get a slap.

 

*puts a request for a refund into the vending machine*

Gets a note which says

 

' All sales are final. No refunds'

 

 

*inserts everything in pocket at the time (1 button, 2 paperclips, a cinema ticket and some pocket fluff)*

OMG DIZI BROKE THE MACHINE!

 

Wait wait, I think something's coming out...

 

Oh, yay! You get chocolate cake.

 

*puts in what Dizi put in, in the hopes of also getting chocolate cake*

a pebble with strangely enough appear to be frowning at you

 

*inserts the hole in the middle of a Norwegian Krone*

the rest of the Krone, and the slap Rachael gave me.

 

* the "5" button off my phone *

A brand new land rover defender (90, hardtop, in graphite please) (just add water, it is a magic vending machine, but also space concious )

 

**20p, a chewing gum wrapper, and a HMV voucher **

 

Yes, I got inspiration from contents in my pocket

And angry gnome with an unusual interest for latin proverbs.

 

*A used sticky chewing gum*

An angry hobbit with an unusual interest in Italian perverts.

 

* a steering wheel to a Robin Reliant *