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Funny English

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I know there is a thread out there for this but I can't find it so here it is. This came as a forward in my inbox.

 

> Can you read these correctly the first time?

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> 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

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> 2) The farm was used to produce produce.

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> 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse

> more refuse.

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> 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

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> 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

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> 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in

> the desert.

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> 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought

> it was time to present the present .

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> 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass

> drum.

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> 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

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> 10) I did not object to the object.

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> 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

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> 12) There was a row among the oarsmen

> about how to row.

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> 13) They were too close to the door to close it.

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> 14) The buck does funny things, when the does are

> present.

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> 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a

> sewer line.

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> 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his

> sow to sow.

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> 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

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> 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed

> a tear.

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> 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of

> tests.

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> 20) How can I intimate this to my most

> intimate friend?

 

 

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Nice one Seth. I'd laugh more but I see that done by mistake too many times! :o

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