This was for a bit of fun. Fair warning: it'll play horrible music at you.

I had to do a talk at a networking event and used the time to gather the WORST ideas from the audience: all the things they hated the most about a bad user experience, for a fictional business of their own creation. They decided they wanted to be a felt bicycle company called Softly Spoken Bicycle Tailored Solutions (dot Biz). With the promise, of course, that I'd go away and build it for them. Their ideas included but aren't limited to:

• music that plays and can't be stopped
• totally unresponsive
• AI slop/stocky images everywhere of people shaking hands and looking businessy
• pointless, animated shapes
• snow
• a countdown timer
• overly complicated enquiry forms that don't work (it has a small chance of wiping what you've put in a previous field when you move on to the next one)
• inconsistent colours and fonts

Enjoy: https://client-view.co.uk/softlyspoken/

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I have to say I was disappointed with the contact form, how dare you associate label tags with their corresponding input fields. 

I'M NOT A ROBOT!