I have just had to write 2 limericks for the teachers in my daughters school and had great fun doing it.

 

So while I was at it, I did another for myself.....

 

There once was a girl called Helen,

Who was partial to sucking a lemon,

She sucked it for fun,

'Till her mouth was a bum,

And then sucked another seven.

 

Anyone else want to write one??

There was a young man from Madras

whos b**ls were made of brass

in stormy weather they'd clang together

and sparks came out of his a*se

hehe, there really good!! I'll try come up with some today