Hahaha, you're cracking me up - Awesome Express! I loved that episode.
Don't worry about being too harsh, I like the feedback.
I wanted to get away from the whole "a web host needs to look like a web host with servers on the front page" thing.
But it seems like there are two problems with that approach:
1. It seems to be the expectation
2. Its very difficult to create something completely different while maintaining the right image.
I mean, how exactly do you go about saying to a customer through the design - Register a domain, or sign up for hosting?
The template monster templates can be nice but I'm not sold by any of them... are you?