[Kirk Freeman]

Hi everyone, my name is Kirk Freeman.

I've always been enthusiastic about the computing world since i was a child, and have grown to learn quite a bit about computing. Web design has been an interest for some years now, and i have now decided that i want to start my own web design business! I came here in search of wisdom and knowledge, to help improve my skills, creativity and imgination!

Thanks for having me

[NoClass]

Kirk Freeman, on 05 February 2012 - 08:24 PM, said:

i have now decided that i want to start my own web design business!

Have my business, it sucks the life out of the joy of design ...

[Renaissance-Design]

Don't listen to sourpuss there. It's not so bad really.

Welcome to WDF.

[Gibson]

From 08 February 2012 - 12:16 AM:

Have my business, it sucks the life out of the joy of design ...

Could you just move it up a bit, no - left a bit, no hang on, right a bit - oh hang on down a bit - yeah that looks a lot better (ends up in pixel perfect identical place).

I just have some "amendments" for you. Shouldn't take you long. I've attached a 150 page word document with copy and paste content that'll make your eyes burn and uses special Microsoft characters that you'll have to replace. Should only take you about half an hour. I know this is the last day of the deadline but I have been so busy on my holiday in Majorca (business of course).

Then I'll pay you the £2.50 I knocked you down from £1500 for the site, but somehow there will be an "error" in the number of characters on your BACS details, and you'll have to wait 6 months for the payment. Minus some mysterious "BACS" bank charge worth £2.49 that I claim has come from your bank, but your bank claims has come from my bank.

Then, once it's all done, would you mind if I phoned you every 5 minutes to tell you the carousel doesn't fade in and out, even though you've explained to me 260 times that I need to turn Javascript on in my browser, because your mate turned it off when they were "tuning" your PC?

Thanks

This post has been edited by Gibson: 08 February 2012 - 04:11 AM

[oakleaves]

Gibson, on 08 February 2012 - 04:06 AM, said:

Could you just move it up a bit, no - left a bit, no hang on, right a bit - oh hang on down a bit - yeah that looks a lot better (ends up in pixel perfect identical place).

I just have some "amendments" for you. Shouldn't take you long. I've attached a 150 page word document with copy and paste content that'll make your eyes burn and uses special Microsoft characters that you'll have to replace. Should only take you about half an hour. I know this is the last day of the deadline but I have been so busy on my holiday in Majorca (business of course).

Then I'll pay you the £2.50 I knocked you down from £1500 for the site, but somehow there will be an "error" in the number of characters on your BACS details, and you'll have to wait 6 months for the payment. Minus some mysterious "BACS" bank charge worth £2.49 that I claim has come from your bank, but your bank claims has come from my bank.

Then, once it's all done, would you mind if I phoned you every 5 minutes to tell you the carousel doesn't fade in and out, even though you've explained to me 260 times that I need to turn Javascript on in my browser, because your mate turned it off when they were "tuning" your PC?

Thanks

..so true

[NoClass]

Gibson, on 08 February 2012 - 04:06 AM, said:

I've attached a 150 page word document with copy and paste content that'll make your eyes burn and uses special Microsoft characters that you'll have to replace.

More than true - I once had a client print out their copy and fax it to me!

I forgot a welcome too ... so ... um ... welcome! *fist bump*

[Kirk Freeman]

Gibson, on 08 February 2012 - 04:06 AM, said:

Could you just move it up a bit, no - left a bit, no hang on, right a bit - oh hang on down a bit - yeah that looks a lot better (ends up in pixel perfect identical place).

I just have some "amendments" for you. Shouldn't take you long. I've attached a 150 page word document with copy and paste content that'll make your eyes burn and uses special Microsoft characters that you'll have to replace. Should only take you about half an hour. I know this is the last day of the deadline but I have been so busy on my holiday in Majorca (business of course).

Then I'll pay you the £2.50 I knocked you down from £1500 for the site, but somehow there will be an "error" in the number of characters on your BACS details, and you'll have to wait 6 months for the payment. Minus some mysterious "BACS" bank charge worth £2.49 that I claim has come from your bank, but your bank claims has come from my bank.

Then, once it's all done, would you mind if I phoned you every 5 minutes to tell you the carousel doesn't fade in and out, even though you've explained to me 260 times that I need to turn Javascript on in my browser, because your mate turned it off when they were "tuning" your PC?

Thanks

Aaaaahahahaha, oh my god, i've only just started and had this already!