ha, know what you mean by the login ones - mine were more often than not people forgetting their logins which needed a reset from us (it was a closed Unix/Oracle network with specialist apps).
The favourite one was "my mouse isn't working - I move it but the cursor won't move" - we used to have a laugh with this one telling them it was a faulty mousemat, and advising them to try a different one. On occasions this used to work for a while but a couple of days later they'd ring back "I've tried three mousemats and they're all faulty - but I can't understand it becasue it works on other computers" - we'd then send them out a new mat... eventually we'd let on that their mouse ball was covered in bumfluff and they'd have to clean it out
On the other side of the coin for normal PC stuff we had to rely on the PC helpdesk monkies. Our iT dept set up an intranet where we could access certain specific info that was relevent to our work but it needed the Flash plugin so we could see the pretty graphs etc. As the companies PC's were locked down we couldn't download/install ourselves so it was a support request to PC support...
Me: Hi I need the flash plugin installed on my PC
Helpdesk: What's your job role?
Me: Systems Manager at dah dah dah
Helpdesk: Sorry, Macromedia Flash is not available for your job status
Me: No I don't need the full app, just the plugin so I can view stuff
Helpdesk: I don't have a Flash plugin listed... what is it?
Me: You just download from macromedia and install it
Helpdesk: Sorry it's not available
Me: All you do is visit www.macromedia.com and download it, the file is about 200k... [snip]
Helpdesk: Sorry macromedia flash is not....
Me: Can I speak to your manager please?
Helpdesk: I am the manager, sorry but....
So next time Dave the PC support tecchy is in the office, I tell him the problem... "f****n morons, I'll be round in 5 mins and install it for you".
Not all support staff are monkies but we had a lot of them!