[notbanksy]

As I suspected:

/*
	   GNOT General Public License!
   (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
	while (!CRASHED) {

	if (first_time_install) {
		if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
		(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
		{
			MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
			GetKeyPress();
			BSOD();
		}
	}
	Make10GBswapfile():
	SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
	AddRandomDriver();
	MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
	GetKeyPress();
	BSOD();
	 }

	 //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
	 //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
	 printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);

	 if (still_not_crashed){

	CheckUserLicense();
	DoubleCheckUserLicense();
	TripleCheckUserLicense();
	RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();

	DisplayFancyGraphics();
	FlickerLED(hard_drive);
	RunWindowsXP();
	return LotsMoreMoney,
	  }
}

[bocaj]

sounds about right, trust you to find that

sad thing is, that kind of thing, takes several years to procrastinate, and about a day to make

[lazytycoon]

is that a joke? can someone like explain it lol.

[terydinho]

LMFAO - brilliant!!

[Avera]

andymayhem, on Apr 29 2009, 12:08, said:

is that a joke? can someone like explain it lol.

Yes it is a joke Andy.

It's a humerous representation written in c# of the fact that windows always crashes, but wait... whilst it's not crashed let's just gobble up a load of disk space and ram... then crash! Oh and whilst it's at it - just put the vista skin over the windows NT OS.

[ZigPress]

Fantastic

[Skysurge]

Bravo!

[Guezala]

HE HE i love not having windows!

[Cabbage]

Pretty funny .

[ReaperWD]

Unbelievably true. I really ought to stop using windows, but its kind of a habit, as ive always had it and have never used MACs

Reaper

[BlueDreamer]

Make10GBswapfile(): - hilarious

[wizely]

Well... the bits I understand are hilarious! I like the 'destroy opensource' bit the most.
Great find from one of WDF's resident Linux warriors!
I can't laugh too much because I'm running Vista.

[Helen]

yeah I have vista too.....don't want to jinx it by laughing too hard.

Great stuff though (the bits I got)

[BritZin]

Hahahaa "Anything Google"

[notbanksy]

Read this loads of times now, and still laughing at it. My favourite bit has to be:

Quote

AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();

[ElanMan]

Great stuff Sir!
My favourite line is

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing

[EATTHERICH]

haha that's awesome

[Scott S]

LMFAO!

Excellent find Sir!