OK, looks like Wizely's not going to provide us with any more of his infinite wisdom on this one, so I've decided to take a light hearted look at this myself, starting with this super list of 10 worst copywriting mistakes taken from
MAA
- -> Mistake #1: Not Talking To Your Market
- -> Mistake #2: Not Grabbing Immediate Attention
- -> Mistake #3: Missing Sub-Headlines
- -> Mistake #4: Draggy Sentence And Paragraph Formats
- -> Mistake #5: Not Having Enough Testimonials
- -> Mistake #6: Not Firing Your Bullets
- -> Mistake #7: Using Negative Words
- -> Mistake #8: Lack Of Irresistible Offers
- -> Mistake #9: Not Asking For The Order!
- -> Mistake #10: Forgetting To P.S.
This list is pretty obviously geared toward direct sales copy, and may be less relevant to the kind of work many of us do, as in terms of copy, we're generally only responsible for our own portfolio site copy. Hopefully clients will provide their own.
I don't know if I can manage 10, but I'm going to see how far I can get. If I resort to pointless whining come number 7, I apologise in advance. I've seen a lot of portfolio sites on WDF over the 2 years or thereabouts that I've been hanging around, so it shouldn't be too hard (famous last words).
Mistake #1: Use of cliches (example - famous last words

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Cambridge dictionary defines a cliche as
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a comment that is very often made and is therefore not original and not interesting:
The key point here being
not interesting. Take note. A cliche says to the reader that you can't be bothered to think of an interesting way to say something.
Mistake #2: Trying to sound professional
Here at cliche web design we provide standards compliant professional web design to meet your needs. Hey - come back! - I haven't even said how friendly we are yet! You get the gist...
Mistake #3: Solutions
Under no circumstances use the word solutions when describing web design. Ever. Just don't. Outside my local supermarket the other day, I saw a van belonging to the electronic doors technician. On the side it read: entrance solutions. I was nearly sick.
Mistake #4: Spelling, Grammar and diligent attention or lack thereof.
See what I did there? I confused you with 'grammarese' - saying something in a way that tries to convey a high level of intelligence, but makes me sound like a twit. Of course, the same is true of a lack of attention. If your copy is written like a chav's GCSE English coursework, nobody is going to trust you with their business. If in doubt, look it up. What do you think the internet is there for?
Mistake #5: Slang, trying to be down with the kids.
Unless your target market consists of newly pubescent pimple faced consumers, do not start your home page copy with 'yo', 'sup' or similar. You just end up looking like a prick. Sorry.
Mistake #6: Service not skills
So many folks out there make a really big deal about advertising how great their CSS is, and how many years experience they have with photoshop, and that they just love to use Coda on their shiny mac. But honestly, no one cares. Use the space to talk about your commitment to customer service, your record of personal recommendations, and your clients successes.
Mistake #7: Headings, sub headings, lists etc
I am guilty of this, but what the hell, I feel qualified to talk about it anyway. Break your copy up. Paragraph after paragraph becomes boring really easily. Utilise headers and lists to break up the boredom, and inject some interest and rhythm. For example provide a list of benefits to new clients - use fancy graphical bullet points if you must!
Mistake #8: Twitter feed
This is a pet hate of mine. Now don't get me wrong, I am quite a fan of twitter, but what I object to is when designers put their latest tweets on their portfolio site. Yuk. What could be more off-putting to a new client than reading about how you've just learned to fart the theme tune to Eastenders? Of course, this mainly applies to those 'prolific' tweeters. You know who you are!
Mistake #9: HTM - hell
Apologies for the rubbish pun there, and impending barrel scraping. I'm not sure I'm even going to make it to number 10 at this rate, and already this one isn't really a copywriting issue. But please, for the love of god, now you've gone to all that trouble of writing your copy, mark it up properly! Under no circumstances use flash to display it.
Mistake #10: Meaningless lists of top ten <insert subject here>
God I hate lists. And this is more of a blogging gripe than anything, but so many blog posts out there seem to be simply collections of other peoples content arranged into handy lists. These were good once, but now they just seem to indicate laziness. Fresh content for your blog
and time for a few pints down the pub. Sit down and write something for once. You never know - somebody may actually read it!
Discuss